Countess to become "DisCountess"

If you watch Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New York", then read on, this is uber juicy gossip. If you don't, feel free to skip it.

Well, in the theme of writing books contradictary to your life, Alex and Simon are writing a book on child rearing, Countess LuAnn is writing a book on etiquitte, and now, perhaps LuAnn and her husband can write a book about having a successful marriage. After 16 years of marriage, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and her husband, The Count Alexandre de Lesseps are getting divorced. The "royal couple" have two children, Vicoria and Noel.

The Count is rarely seen on the show as he is out of the country 80% of the time. This leaves the Countess at home to raise the two children. Oh wait, she's never home. The housekeeper Rosie is there. Well, maybe these two should divorce and give custody to Rosie.

I'm not sure what caused these two to split but maybe the near 20 year difference in age coupled with her desire to be famous and his desire to be out of the country and her book tour and his supposed mistress...I could go on. You get the picture.

PS - Bethenny's the only one who wrote a book that isn't contradictary. "Naturally thin"...and guess what...she is.