Thursday, January 21, 2010

John Edwards finally mans-up

After years of secrets, infidelity, cheesy smiles, and flat-out lies, John Edwards has finally admitted that he fathered the daughter of his former videographer, Rielle Hunter. Man-of-the-year released a statement and said "I am Quinn's Father" after hearing that a former aide is about to release a tell-all book about Edwards and his failed Presidential campaigns.

In July, 2007 Edwards renewed his wedding vows with his wife of 30 years, Elizabeth; who has been battling incurable bone cancer since 2007. About eight months later, the child was born. Classy.

God Bless you Elizabeth Edwards. Your son dies, your husband cheats, and you have cancer. It's not fair but you handle it with such grace.

As for former Senator haircut, do us all a favor and step out of the public limelight. You have embarrassed your family and your party. I'm so over your lying interviews and speeches. I'd rather watch Jersey Shore than you on Oprah again. Even The Situation would probably make a better husband.

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